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Pouty Lips Jr.

Gotta Love Riot Kitty

Since I've been enjoying Riot Kitty's blog so much tonight, I thought I would take her up on her challenge to reveal 10 honest things about myself, so here goes it:

I belong in jail, wearing pink underwear, and eating green bologna.

I really don’t like you or anyone else for that matter.

I am smarter than you, but that's not saying much, and nonsense it all is.

I have Fred Flintstone feet.

I have a crooked left arm, crooked feet, and lots and lots of stainless steel in my body, yet I don't set off the metal detectors at the airport.

It is much harder for me to smile than to frown.

I cannot see out of my right eye at all when it is dark.

I hate bigots which is most people unfortunately.

I value freedom of speech over any other freedom.

I wish I were a bird so that I could fly far, far away.

What about you?

9 1/2 Minutes of Pure Joy

And that's more than I get from Mr. P.

Joey, Even though you don't celebrate Halloween I think you'll dig this performance.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

IN THE U.S. WE DON'T DO HONOR KILLINGS

ARIZONA REPUBLIC NEWSPAPER HEADLINE:

Lifestyle may have put woman in the hospital

Noor (20) Almaleki's father ran over her at a welfare office. She was rushed to a trauma center and is now hanging on for dear life. Her father is a fugitive from the law now, and the injuries he inflicted on her may yet kill her.

But that's not what the Arizona Republic newspaper reported. THIS is what they reported:

"The 20-year-old had pages on Facebook and MySpace. She had lots of friends. She posted details about her 5-foot-3 frame, along with an alluring photo, on a Web site for aspiring models and actresses. She lived with her boyfriend and his mother. (The harlot! Let's put a big red Letter A on her.)

That lifestyle, police say, landed her in a Valley trauma center Tuesday afternoon, unconscious and bleeding, and sent her father, Faleh Hassan Almaleki, on the run. It may yet kill her."

Her lifestyle ran over her, and then sent her father on the run, and may yet kill her.

Is it not the coroner in Baghdad's Institute of Forensic Medicine who writes: "killed to wash away her disgrace" as a cause of death on an autopsy report?

This sounds like something I'd read in a newspaper in a country that adheres to Sharia law, yet it was printed in my LOCAL newspaper.

I'm stupified.

Caught In A Tale Wind Again?

Am I alone here, or is there something wrong in Glockamara?

How is it that two Northworst Airline pilots failed to make radio contact with ground controllers for more than an hour and overflew their destination by 150 miles before discovering the mistake and turning around? As for the passengers? Apparently they were totally oblivious.

Upon landing a passenger was overhead to say: “Typical man…missing his target. And you know how bad they are at asking for directions.”

The crew told authorities they became “distracted” during a heated discussion over airline policy and lost track of their location.

I have questions…

What was the policy they were discussing…is it the one that states “remember to fly the plane?"

Were they distracted by a balloon with a six-year-old in it?

Were they having an orgy and they mistook the warning sounds for moaning sounds?

How do passengers not notice an hour in-flight delay?

Were they drunk? Were they sleeping? Were they flying while texting?

Were they playing online poker at Pokerstars.com?

And most important of all, do the passengers get frequent flier miles for the extra distance?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Let Me Tell You A Story

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Cryptoria's Secret

Haunter's Bizarre

Nothing says fall like Halloween. Yandy.com carries a large inventory of more than 1,224 sexy female costumes styles. Size choices are small, medium, or large (38" bust and 40" hips). The most popular style is the dirty cop which features a bullet-proof corset, thigh-high fishnet stockings, and a tazer. Push the trigger and it screeches: "Dirty girl, don't taze me."

There is a market for sexy social-minded costumes, apparently. For the serious-minded brainy type they offer sexy prostate cancer researcher, sexy Acorn protester, and sexy homeless girl costumes. For the girl who seeks to impress the all American meat and potatoes type guy, they offer a sexy slaughter house employee costume.

The company also offers 258 plus-size styles including sexy boxer girl, sexy jail bird, and sexy beer belly girl costumes. Plus-size women who want to dress to impress this Halloween should wear a tarp, put a belt on it, and call it a sexy cave woman costume and save $100, a company employee was overheard to say.

This year I can't decide whether to dress up as a cover ghoul or an oxymoron:


FOOTNOTE: Ghouls Gone Wild.

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