Monday, January 2, 2012
Namaste
Friday, November 11, 2011
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Searching EBay for Obama Christ SuperStar
So, what makes you smile? Inquiring minds want to know, or at least I want to know.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Fucket list - nada typo
My Fuck-it list of 20 things I do not intend to do before I die.
Buy new underwears. Fuck it.
Stop throwing away plastic water bottles. Fuck it.
Get in shape using a Bo-Flex. Fuck it.
Go see the re-united Who in concert. Fuck it.
Have sex all night long. Fuck it.
Learn how to ball room dance. Fuck it.
Learn to cook. Fuck it.
Visit China. (cough, gag). Fuck it.
Register as a Republican. Fuck it.
Buy a hybrid. Fuck it.
Stop chewing Juicy Fruit sugary gum. Fuck it.
Go to bed early. Fuck it.
Color my hair. Fuck it.
Volunteer in my community. Fuck it.
Finals. Fuck it.
Fuck it. Let’s party.
Fuck it. I lost count.
Fuck it. I’m out of here.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
It's rain people
To that guy who ignored the flood warning and tried to drive through the rain wash anyways. It's impressive that you have a sports car and all, but seriously, you look stupid sitting on the hood waiting for the tow truck to come. There was an ole lady in a Buick who was smart enough to turn around and go the other way rather than try to cross, and she could barely see where she was going. Serves you right dumb-ass!
To that other guy on Scottsdale Road that was riding a bike. The rain comes up almost over your tires and the wind is blowing you sideways. One more inch and your bike will float way. What is so important? Are you going to the Starbuck’s to have a cup of hot chocolate? Moron.
To that tourist wearing daisy duke shorts. It is 20 degrees outside and the wind is blowing rain up your ass. Yes, you are visiting a desert, but you look really stupid right about now. Wear a one-size-fits-all rain tarp and Ugg boots like the rest of us. Pathetic.
To that chick with the bouffant up-do paying to park. Like the meter maid is going to get out of her golf cart with the rain pouring down to see whose meter is expired and leave a ticket on the windshield. Duh.
To that housewife walking to her mail box wearing her robe and flip-flops. OK, so you are friend to mother earth and your robe is made out of purely organic cotton, but those flip-flops are not made for wading through puddles. Shoes. Now.
To that barefoot couple kissing in the rain. Priceless.





