I didn't think Micheal Jackson would ever die. I thought he'd work out a magical disappearing act on a big wheel wearing pajamas on the way to a sleep over. His age was only five 10-year-olds. Besides, what bad timing since he was booked to do all of those concerts.
I have a great idea for his funeral. I think we should erect a Michael Jackson puppet using his dead body and have a zombie parade! Everyone can dress up like zombies and follow the Michael Zombie Puppet in procession slide-dancing to 'Thriller.'
After the parade we can put the zombie puppet to bed for all eternity, with his blanky.Seriously, I don't believe Michael Jackson is even dead. I think what happened is about 20 years ago aliens captured the real Michael Jackson to clone him. But after an experiment gone amok a clone with Glad bag skin was sent back as an impostor. Yes, Michael Jackson is still alive. There have been sightings in my telescope. He is still being held captive on the mother ship.
11 comments:
ee hee!
That's a frightening thought.
I reckon that Pouty has M Jackson locked up in her attic.lol
Oh - like imac says - kind of like that Steven King novel where James Caan played the author in the movie. COOL!!
Oh ick. I am just picturing it now.
It was a shocker, wasn't it? MY WIFE told me last night and I thought it was the start of some joke.
HA::)))) LOVE IT. You just got diamond status in my sidebar, you funny girl.....
ok having said that gimme ten minutes to FIX that .... :)
i'm not sure if that's funny ha ha or funny strange... either way I want to be there for the puppet show :-)
best wishes
Ribbon
ps.. i arrived here via Braja
Thank you all for tolerating my death humor. But mark my words the tabloids eventually will say that he's not really dead. I just feel bad that Farah's death was upstaged by Michael. While we're on the topic, what is anal cancer anyway? Where exactly does the cancer attach itself? How does one have it removed? The mind reels.
Dont think I want to go there Pouty dear.lol.
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