Yesterday, I discovered another redeeming feature of being a tax collector. I found out that some of the best resort hotels have 'pleasure kits' available for their guests. Each pleasure kit includes vibrating key chains, massagers, gel lube, and strawberry nibbler. They hide these little bundles of joy in the hotel room bar, apparently, and they pay USE tax for it.
Note to Hotel Registry: Obviously the pleasure kits you provide are not for women because female pleasure kits are most assuredly made of chocolate and look like this:
While we're on the topic...
Here is a question I often ask myself: Why do I really want sex? Then this laundry list pops to mind.
1) I love chocolate
2) Sex makes my skin glow better than the best make-up money can buy.
3) I love comedy.
4) I hate to cook or clean.
So, honey, let's be frugal. Pass me the choco-bullet, don't block my view, and let's watch Saturday Night Live together. I want to look my best for my blog interview.
8 comments:
Excellent!
I bet you get to hear some great stories thanks to the things people have to pay tax on...
Well I am clearly staying at the wrong hotels. I have spent some quality time in the mini bar, and I've never seen one of those puppies;)
"Pleasure kits"?!?!
You're kidding.
You're not kidding?
In that case, I need to change hotels.
DW used to work in the Tax Office, its a wonder no one has taxed SEX.
Its always a pleasure ============to visit your blog Pouty.
Bwahahahaha! And they pay a "use" tax! I love it. I'm also upbraiding myself for staying at the wrong hotels ;)
dang, i've not been to the right hotels either! or else i just need to start looking in the bar.
Hmm. The "pleasure kits" I used to like had a wedge of lime in them!
Clearly I have not been to the right hotel!
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