So I snarled at him in return, "Oh, goody, now I can play Nurse Ratched with my new sex toy."
It reminds me of when Nurse Rached threatened to administer medications non-orally in One Flew Over."
...just a few feathers where a brain used to be...resulted in just your average run-of-the-mill American humorist.
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Thursday, July 16, 2009
Medication Breakdown
The other day I walked to the pharmacy in 115 degree heat, which felt like 150 degrees due my intermittent hot flashes. Why? Well, because my doctor says I need to exercise. Between the heat and my hormonal symptoms it felt like I just got off the elevator to hell. I was tired and sweaty and needed to sit down and rest, preferably with a pint. I told the perky young cashier that I was there to pick up my hormonal cream and headed for the nearest chair, begrudgingly settling for pure unmixed H20. The pharmacist overheard me and said, "I'm going to mix that up for you right now in less than 15 minutes." (I was hoping for a Tequila Sunrise.) He must have felt really sorry for this sweaty middle-aged hormone junky because in less than 15 minutes instead of giving me my usual puny little 3 oz vile of cream, he gave me this:
So I snarled at him in return, "Oh, goody, now I can play Nurse Ratched with my new sex toy."
It reminds me of when Nurse Rached threatened to administer medications non-orally in One Flew Over."
So I snarled at him in return, "Oh, goody, now I can play Nurse Ratched with my new sex toy."
It reminds me of when Nurse Rached threatened to administer medications non-orally in One Flew Over."
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That looks like some lethal weapon...
Oh, these look like the milks probably. : )
Yowza. :)
Nurse Ratched! You had me laughing out loud there.
That's hilarious :-)
Oh my! Should I say sorry, or congratulations?
That looks scary! Hope you get off that elevator soon.
Do you get a side of fries with that?
roflol...i absolutely adore that film. one of my ever best of all times movies...tee hee...
seriously, try evening primrose oil, natural from the health shop.i simply hated the 'meenie menos'!!! grrrr.
Pouty the flusher,Tis a side (rib) tickler of a post, me ol friend.
I bet you are quite flushed with your new SEX toy, hope you have got the hang of how it works.-Just push and gently squeeze.
Geez You'll deserve a Tequila Sunrise after that!
Thanks for stopping by my blog.
This is funny! I use hormone cream, but find a little dab will do ya. I think what he gave you might turn the clock back to adolescence,
estrogen wise!
WOW!!I agree with pheromone girl, don't know if congrats are in order, or a sorry!!
Well, that's slightly enormous.
So! We find Pouty is not a tart(pop tart that is).lol
Simple - as ABC
A = open pop tart box and take out 1 pop tart
B = put in toaster, and push down knob
C = when pop tart pops up, take out and eat - but mind you dont burn your mouth.
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