El Pollo Nonsense In Arizona

Maybe it's the 115 degree heat.
Maybe PMS makes you do crazy things!
Can you say medication?

Monique Aguet, 26, also known as El Pollo "Colonel" Loco, was at the drive-thru of a KFC when she became enraged when she discovered she had not been given the BBQ sauce she had requested.

Loco was then given her BBQ sauce. Screaming mad after realizing she was missing her spork, she parked her car and entered the KFC and began to yell profanities at employees. Loco was then given her spork but continued the screaming me-me act. The manager ordered her to leave the building, but chose to follow the irate customer out of the building and stand behind her car to write down the license plate number. Loco began to pull out and the manager smacked the car in case Loco didn't see her, but continued to stand there. Witnesses say Loco attempted to back out again despite the manager's warning. The employee was not injured and still did not move away from the car. Police said Loco then exited her vehicle, grabbed the manager by the arm and pulled her away from the vehicle.

"She started to yell more profanities, pointed her finger at the employee's face and at one point touched her nose," police said.

Loco was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and disorderly conduct and is now sweating it out in Sheriff Joe's Tent City Prison. A year from now, when people ask her what she's in for, she can tell them she ran over a KFC manager's head for not giving her a plastic spork.




My recap: They ordered her to leave, and then they obstructed her leaving.

"Get out of here, you crazy Loco girl! Wait don't go! Go on Get! No, no, no. Just wait one minute! Gotta get me a pen. Go! Hold on a minute!"

But I can read between the lines.

Here is what really happened.

Loco was looking for Oprah's freebie chicken and was screaming "WHERE'S MY CHICKEN? while the manager of the KFC misunderstood the coupon program and thought it was Cash for Clunkers, not cluckers. That's why the manager followed Loco out -- in order to assess the value of Loco's clunker. The 'put it in reverse and smack it' test is one of the program requirements.

It was a total miscommunication.

I just saw Obama on TV and he announced all of them acted loony tunes...and invited them to the White House for a clucker summit. Loco can't go though because she is wearing pink undies and eating green bologna in Tent City and doesn't have a thing to wear.

Is Kentucky Sporked Chicken worth doing time for in here? When asked this question Loco simply said, "They didn't give me my damned condom mints."