Nothing says fall like Halloween. Yandy.com carries a large inventory of more than 1,224 sexy female costumes styles. Size choices are small, medium, or large (38" bust and 40" hips). The most popular style is the dirty cop which features a bullet-proof corset, thigh-high fishnet stockings, and a tazer. Push the trigger and it screeches: "Dirty girl, don't taze me."
There is a market for sexy social-minded costumes, apparently. For the serious-minded brainy type they offer sexy prostate cancer researcher, sexy Acorn protester, and sexy homeless girl costumes. For the girl who seeks to impress the all American meat and potatoes type guy, they offer a sexy slaughter house employee costume.
The company also offers 258 plus-size styles including sexy boxer girl, sexy jail bird, and sexy beer belly girl costumes. Plus-size women who want to dress to impress this Halloween should wear a tarp, put a belt on it, and call it a sexy cave woman costume and save $100, a company employee was overheard to say.
This year I can't decide whether to dress up as a cover ghoul or an oxymoron:
FOOTNOTE: Ghouls Gone Wild.
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11 comments:
LOL. So, you have picked up the torch for David, have you? You little re-animator, you!
Sexy homeless girl? Sexy slaughterhouse employee? Damn!
So is it just me, or WTF with the costume sizes? I'd have to be a large on top and a different size on the bottom.
When did that happen? When did hallow'een become all about slutty?
God I'm glad Halloween isn't one of our holidays ;-)
I did that costume last year. It was cold!
Ooh. Miss Alaska is sexy (even if she'd probably shoot me, stuff me, and then mount me.)
Oxymoron. Go on...
:)
I'm laughing at Jazz's innocence: "When did hallow'een become all about slutty?" Dunno honey...possibly the same time your magazines, television, daughters, fashion and everything else in between did....
:)
Oh to have a figure like that one! In another lifetime perhaps..
CJ xx
Fortunately we don't celebrate Halloween either.
Anyway, every day is fancy dress day in Joey's world. Not that you'd get me in that outfit. Wearing it that is, in it, maybe.
great post though !
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