Driving Ambition?
The Eye Candy Caddies agency is a caddy service providing female golf caddies with bombshell looks. The agency promises each caddy is properly trained in golf etiquette and uniformed in appropriate golf attire which they describe as tight-fitting pink uniforms. An Eye Candy spokesman explained their training teaches the female caddies all the rules of golf such as not to speak during a shot or stand too close to the putt. The agency claims they've added an extra sparkle to the game and promise that "With an eye Candy caddy by your side, other golfers will be green with envy."
The agency denied reports that they are exploiting outmoded notions of golf as a male-dominated sport.
FOOTNOTE: Fore-gone conclusion.
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6 comments:
Well now, ain't that a hoot? I mean if we want to see that we could go to Hooters for hotwings, beer and big boobed girls. . .
I love Golfing with my son. . . and certainly do not wish to be followed around with that kind of caddy.
Golf is NOT an all guy sport!
I agree. My sister "boom-boom" is an avid golfer and belongs to three different country clubs to ensure she can always get green time.
The foregone conclusion was supposed to be that they are exploiting this belief that golf is male dominated.
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I'd think that would be a bit of a distraction, but what do I know? I'm currently planning to open a "family restaurant" with waiters in tiny speedos serving hot dogs. I'm going to call it "Weiners."
Riot Kitty: Call it Weiners and the slogan can be "Menu can trust."
Bloody hell.
My 15 year old daughter is having golf lessons, and has a hell of a swing! She also has bombshell looks.
Oh what a dilemma.
I thought RK said about waiters in speedos with tiny weiners.
LL Cool Joe: Tiny speedos = Tiny weiners.
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