I’ve been captured and taken prisoner by a right-wing, Cuban cigar-smoking, gun-toting, Republican. (Of course there is no hypocrisy in smoking a Cuban cigar because "it tastes so damn good.") I was minding my own business, writing my master’s thesis on feminism and Marxism in the new millennium when he stormed my study, hand-cuffed and gagged me, muttered something about education being a luxury, threw me in his 4X4 truck with the “Even on Drugs Rush is Right” bumper sticker and drove me to a secluded cabin in the middle of nowhere. Here, I am forced to listen to his diatribes about the evils of socialized medicine and the virtues of water boarding. In order to break me down, he is making me listen to non-stop Christmas music, making me watch him target shoot a photo of Nancy Pelosi, and he has taken away my access to iHazCheezburger. I am being forced to sit in a chair with a kite and a key attached to it. He says my fate is in the hands of God. Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. P.
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9 comments:
Thanksgiving was that good, huh? :)
Hey, what's wrong with Cuban cigars?? From what I've heard, they do taste "damn good," una delicia en la boca.
Hope you recovered from your Thanksgiving holiday adventure!
PS - Nice blog you've got here!
Taking away your lolcats is simply going too far!
PS--I'm glad you kept our witchy faces up!
Im sure he will release you once you Pout at him.lol.
FB: No lolcats = no sex for Mr. P.
Imac: A fate worse than death.
RK: Hey! Good to see ya!
Lil Red: Cuban cigars, like all cigars, smell like cigars.
wow, that is some kind of torment you are enduring!
I Can Haz Cheeseburger is a left-wing plot? Damn.
Have mercy!
Obviously not as much fun as yours :)))
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