Monday, January 18, 2010

Bling Meets Feather Boa



Guy Fieri v. Azis



I think the two were separated at birth.

What? How is it that none of you people have ever heard of Azis??

Wikipedia says, “Azis is a Bulgarian Romani pop singer known for his atypical gender expression and his flamboyant persona.” I think of the guy who likes to dance in a diaper and fling glitter off his feather boa.

He’s HUGE in Europe.

Azis' dirty dancing is almost as sensual as when the bling-studded Guy stuffs his face with a dripping super-sized burrito.

Azis is like looking in a crystal ball and seeing what Adam Lambert will look like in 10 years.

Adam Lambert - American Idol Runner-Up
In fact, I think Adam Lambert is what we would get if Guy Fieri and Azis had a love child.

I would throw in the diaper dance just for kicks and giggles but it would be copyright infringement.












7 comments:

Mama Zen said...

Um, that expression is atypical for any gender!

Riot Kitty said...

Not enough people wear feather boas, I tell you!

Carolina said...

He's probably BIG on the Eastern side of Europe. I've never heard of him. I admit, I spend my life under a rock, but I'm sure the people around me haven't heard of him either. And he's indeed the spitting image of Guy Fieri (I'd never heard of him either).

Jazz said...

I....

Um....

Speechless. I'm speechless.

Debbie said...

You are so funny! The idea of Adam being anyone's love child is still cracking me up.

jams o donnell said...

Wow I had never heard of Asiz. Eddie Issard meets Dana International?

Pouty Lips said...

I think he's famous in the transition countries in Europe. Ha-ha.