Sunday, February 28, 2010

Fucket list - nada typo


My Fuck-it list of 20 things I do not intend to do before I die.

Buy new underwears. Fuck it.

Stop throwing away plastic water bottles. Fuck it.

Get in shape using a Bo-Flex. Fuck it.

Go see the re-united Who in concert. Fuck it.

Have sex all night long. Fuck it.

Learn how to ball room dance. Fuck it.

Learn to cook. Fuck it.

Visit China. (cough, gag). Fuck it.

Register as a Republican. Fuck it.

Buy a hybrid. Fuck it.

Stop chewing Juicy Fruit sugary gum. Fuck it.

Go to bed early. Fuck it.

Color my hair. Fuck it.

Volunteer in my community. Fuck it.

Finals. Fuck it.

Fuck it. Let’s party.

Fuck it. I lost count.

Fuck it. I’m out of here.

13 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

LOLuck it.

Riot Kitty said...

Hahaha! I love the "have sex all night long" one. Pun intended? :)

Gaston Studio said...

Well, I guess that's telling 'em!

Jazz said...

Register as a Republican! LOL

Kay said...

sometimes...there is nothing else to do, but F it! :)

jams o donnell said...

Aye there are so many things in life where saung "fuck it" is just the correct approach!

♥ Braja said...

OMG that was the best laugh I've had all .... week!! Brilliant Pouty...go get 'em...nor nOT!!

Suldog said...

There's not enough time in the world to fuck everything that should be fucked :-)

♥ Braja said...

I'm still lovin' this :)))

Darren Conlon said...

Love it! I will be making my own fuck it list ASAP

Loudin said...

I have no idea how I stumbled into you BUT I have to say I thoroughly enjoy you mind.

Two Guys Having Chai said...

People are strange - that much I'll admit. As far as gay marriages go, all it guarantees are gay divorces. People in California have enough trouble; go easy on yourself
Rob

Dana Christine said...

I LOVE this!!!